Title: Think of the Children
Jammed Up Studios
Release Date: 19 Oct, 2017
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consept is good but way to hard to control on the computer and cant figure out multi-player.. This is a single and multiplayer game where the goal of the game is to keep the children safe while performing a variety of tasks on each level. These are horrible little children that have a deathwish. There are no shortages of ways for the children to die.
The core gameplay is frantically completing tasks on each level while the children spread out over the screen and get in trouble. You control a parent onscreen and must move between all the objectives and the children. You can grab the kids, call them to you, and throw them, but they never stay out of trouble for long. For example, on the first level you have start some to grills, keep them going, and setup a pinata. As soon as the level starts the children spread out towards the various traps. One child might go play in the road while another goes for a swim in the pool even though she can't swim. You have to juggle between trying to move to the objectives, in this case the grills and pinata, and runnign between the children. You can't just start the grill and be done with it, you have to make frequent trips to it to prevent flare ups. All the while a timer is ticking down to complete the tasks. The level ends when you complete all the objectives or run out of time. You can only continue to the other level if you get a good enough grade. The grade is based on how many objectives you completed, how quickly, and how many children remain.
The game supports single player but it feels balanced towards multiplayer. The sheer number of children needing attention at once raises the difficulty so high, that it seems nearly impossible in later levels for just one person to complete it. The party mode for single player or multiplayer is slighty easier than the single player compaign.
The controls are are tight, and well thought out with button mappings that make sense. I never once felt like I lost due to poor controls.
You can unlock different parent avatars as you progress. The styles are are silly and match the aesthetics of the game well.
If you have a buddy or 3 to play with then I highly recommend this game. If you plan on playing single player the difficulty of the game might be a turn off. Overall, this is an entertaining game offering frantic gameplay for a reasonable price.
. I have just proved to my fiance that I should not have kids.
This game is absolute AWESOME tho. I have a somewhat short gameplay of it for those who want to see a demo of it.
https://youtu.be/cjJEhraDpaw. The game doesn't scale the difficulty according to the number of players, which makes it unplayable in single player mode.. Got this as part of a bundle and whilst I didn't really fancy the aesthetic I thought the concept looked kind of fun. Turns out it's not a single player game - whilst it might be great if you can grab three other people and couch co-op it, attempting to play solo subjects you to the same level of difficulty with no scaling. Checking the forums indicates that people have been complaining about this issue, I think since the game was in beta and some sort of balance patch has been promised, but months and months have gone by with no sign of it becoming a reality. It's a shame because the underlying idea of rescuing children from their own deathwishes while attempting to get things done seemed like a nice one but the current implementation means that unless you have a full group to play with it's really not even worth a look.. This is probably a great multiplayer experience.
But the single player is just a piece of garbage.
You won't be able to finish this in single player.
Difficulty scaling just really doesn't exist here.
You will need four players in total to enjoy this.
But you will have to be together in one house.
Because this game has only local coop options.
I just have to give this game a negative review.. Game was built for 4 players only. And by that I mean any less and the entire game just becomes a pointless exercise in frustration. I played solo and with 2 players and it just isn't any fun at all. You can yell at the children (and you have to be within 8 feet of them for them to respond so I guess that's pretty realistic) to get them to stop whatever moronic suicidal task they were taking part in and run to you but as soon as they get within 2 feet of you they IMMEDIATELY run off and try another equally idiotic task designed solely to murder them. There's a recharge timer on yelling so even if you stay on the kids asses the entire time it becomes incredibly, and clearly deliberately, useless. I tried to get some joy out of watching the children kill themselves but due to the awful graphical "style" I couldn't really make out what the hell their blocky arms were fidgeting with when they died. The games over use of wordplay made me chuckle a few times. The concept is neat, I don't think I've played any other game like it but I could never recommend this to anyone.
You're only going to play this game twice. Once by yourself to see what all the fuss is about and then a second time to show your friend after you've exhausted all your beer and there's nothing on tv.
1000 channels and nothing to watch.. Found out about this game at their first 48 hour gamejam, been following them ever since. Game is an absolute blast with friends and worth every penny. Also only lost 1 kid and still got a B+ cause I set up all the pinatas and BBQ for the other favourite kids, so overall, I give this game a good solid 8/10 and would recommend to upcoming parents to let them have a taste of whats to come.
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